Today's Blue Plate Specials ... Do Not Taunt Happy Fun Ball!

The ShopNBS OTV is a Pamela McCoy Metallic Nouveau Fabric Trench Coat. Nouveau Fabric? Nouveau? Seriously??? So what exactly constitutes "nouveau?" Shhh ... here's the big secret, chickadees: Made of 100% polyurethane.

I guess Nouveau sounds better than polyurethane. And if you don't like it, you can melt the coat down and use it to varnish your furniture!

I love the cleaning instructions: Wipe clean with mild detergent on a damp cloth, do not dry clean, do not machine wash, do not bleach, do not tumble dry ... Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball!!!





Get ready to Ripkarize, chickadees! The QVC TSV is a Judith Ripka Sterling 18", 22", or 54" Cultured Freshwater Pearl Chain. Did you catch Lisa Robertson last night with all those chains on? I swear she was like Madison Avenue Mr. T! I am digging that long one, but I'm definitely NOT digging the price. Oh, well. At least you get free shipping, right?

I'm still debating that big, fat lab-created yellow sapphire ring. It's massive, but I love it. If they ever put that thing on easy pay, I will be on like a fake bake on a show host.




The HSN TS is an AJ. Valenci Leather Shootie with Decorative Patent Flap. I like shooties. I do. I'm just never exactly sure how to wear them. They look ok on the models, but I can never pull it off ... sock? no sock? trouser sock? I don't know. It just never looks right on me. I'm either doing something wrong or I'm just too damn short to pull it off. Ugh!

There's 10-cent shipping on Wolfgang Puck to celebrate his 10th Anniversary.

The (real) Fur is Flying: Two QVC Designers Win Awards

QVC’s Dennis Basso and Judith Ripka will be honored at Fashion Group International Chicago's "Night of Stars" on Thursday (otherwise known as the Chicago Fashion Awards). The event raises money for the group's scholarship fund—and at $350 per ticket, it better!

Seriously doubt their association with QVC will be mentioned at such a swanky affair. Whatever, I actually prefer Basso's fake fur collection at the Q since I don't like to wear real fur. Besides, the faux fur compliments my faux diamonds!

Awsome deal for all you Dennis Basso chickadees:

Item# A158057

"As Is" Dennis Basso Fully Lined Water Resist. Coat w/Pat.Trim

Normally $62.00, now on sale for $33.44

Sizes XS through 3X still available in black with limited sizes in white.

The reviews are five stars across the board ... this coat is hawt, hawt, hawt!

And lest we forget the Ripka girls:

"As Is" Judith Ripka Sterling & DMQ Etched Sub-Dial Watch

Item# J133749

QVC price $140.00, introductory price $127.20 (Item# J23412), now on sale for $72.50.

This former TSV is super popular and has about a 70% review rating on the non-as-is version. I can't say that I like it since it's covered in hearts and I can't stand hearts on my jewelry. Queen Bea is heartless, y'all!