Ken Paves Turns Jessica Simpson into Carol Brady

Either it's Carol Brady or Jessica and Ken are morphing into the same person. Check out Jessica's tweets here and Ken Paves tweets here.

Queen Bea will be taking a pass on that particular hair piece.

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Jessica Simpson Back at QVC

Jessica Simpson hawked her Dessert Beauty Line on the Q a few years ago during the heyday of her Newlyweds reality show. Remember? OMG, they did an entire episode about Jessica being sick while she was shooting the promo pictures for the line. I didn't think that spoke to highly of the products considering that they were supposedly edible (or at least lickable) beauty products. But they played it up dramatically like she was possibly pregnant and had morning sickness. Of course she wasn't.

Anyway, I digress.

Jessica then headed over to HSN with her bestest hair guru pal, Ken Paves, to sell their line of hair pieces and wigs called Hairdo. Unfortunately, Jessica would never show up in person to sell her wares, leaving all the heavy lifting to Ken. I hate it when celebrities want to slap their name on a product and sell it to the masses on a home shopping channel but refuse to actually show up to do it. Ummm, no ... you gotta pay to play, baby!

Even though the Hairdo line is still on HSN right now, it won't be there for long. Looks like Jessica and her fake hair are headed back to the Q. the picture isn't up yet, but check it out.

I'm predicting that more and more celebrities will be beating down the doors to get on QVC or HSN this year. Apparently celebrity vanity lines are tanking in this economy and they'll be looking for a lifeline.

ETA: I completely forgot to mention that Toni Brattin is probably slapping on her favorite Toni Pony and throwing herself a party! Go Toni, it's your birthday ... go Toni, it's your birthday ...

(hat tip to godfreako ... whoever you may be!)

Blue Plate Special Daily Round Up ... the Calm After the Evil Pay Storm

Take a deep breath ................. now exhale! Evil pay day is over. Time to step into the recovery room.

QVC has a Breezies bra TSV that's supposed to keep you cool in the sweltering heat of summer. I wonder if that UltimAir lining really can keep the girls cool ... that sure would be nice. If you haven't noticed, it's hotter than hades out there lately.

The bra is also seamless, so it's supposed to look better under those thin, knit tops and also help with those unsightly back fat bulges. Considering that I just bought a bra that makes me look like I have 4 boobs, I might want to look closer at this one.

Don't forget that RLM will be on with some new pieces today! I thought about getting that Forgive/Forget ring, but then I realized that every time I looked at it, I would be reminded of who I was mad at and why! Read about Robert and the Olsen twins here.

HSN has a JVC 35xzoom flas memory camcorder for their TS. Using a memory card would be soooo much easier than that stupid, pain-in-the-arse digital tape I have to use in my camcorder.

Ken Paves, you know that cute little blond guy with the funny voice that is Jessica Simpson's hairstylist, will be coming out with a line of hair care products June 24 called Healthy Hair to add to the hair extensions line, hairdo. I'm always so tempted to buy that fake hair, but then I always geek out and cancel. I don't think that I'm responsible enough to take care of fake hair--it would turn into a rat's nest for sure.

ShopNBC has a beautifully-designed diamond ring for their OTV. The diamonds are so-so, but overall it's a beautiful ring. not gonna spend $900 for it, but I like it. Not bad Chuck Clemency!

Calm selections for our calm post-evil-pay-day recovery. Breathe, chickadees, breathe!