Friday, April 30, 2010

Yo Dawg! American Idol gets Pitchy on QVC

Yo, yo, yo ... What's up? What's up? Let me tell ya ... for me, for you ... I don't know, dawg, It was a little pitchy. Not my favorite, but you worked it out.

Queen Bea's worlds are colliding! American Idol alums will soon be on the Q pitching all sorts of completely random paraphernalia like USB flash drives, hoodies, hats, jewelry, and bobble heads. Ummm ... call me crazy, but what about their actual music? You know, American Idol is supposedly a singing competition after all. At least, that's what those bobble-headed judges keep telling us it is!

Last year's cutie patootie winner Kris Allen will make an appearance. Doesn't seem like the best career move at this point, but I guess Simon Cowell needs to make a little extra cash for that big wedding he's planning.

Kimberly Caldwell, who is now more famous for interviewing American Idol contestants on the red carpet and dating David Cook than for being an American Idol contestant herself, is also scheduled to appear. And Queen Bea's least favorite contestant from last season, Danny Gokey, will also be trying to sell something ... although I didn't see eyeglasses on the lineup of products.

Queen Bea's uncensored reaction to this news ...


  1. That's a little bit of pathetic now isn't it.

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