Saturday, June 14, 2008

Oompa-Loopa Hosts

I don't know if they're throwing bronzer and self-tanner parties in the host lounge or what, but I've noticed lately that all the hosts are turning a certain Oompa-Loompa shade of orange. Now we've all come to expect this from Lisa Robertson, but now it's spread like a virus! Are faux tans contagious???

The worst was Joseph Esposito! Wow! He wasn't just tan, he was on toasted! (BTW, I'm still having trouble deciding if I really like Esposito jewelry or if it's just old-lady stuff. I'm completely torn! Although I am certain that that Smart-Snap looks pretty cool.)

Does this have anything to do with the switch to high-definition? Do pasty-white folks like myself look really bad in high-def???

1 comment:

  1. OMG! Have you ever noticed the orage stuff caked on their knuckles and in between their fingers. I noticed one night when they were presenting rings. YUCK!!!!!!


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