All Male Review Coming to HSN

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Home shopping is full of half-naked ladies parading around in lingerie. Rhonda Shear has her "Ahh" Bras and Panty Raids ... Dr. Rey reshapes and fondles all his models with the overflowing cups ... but where-oh-where is the eye candy for the ladies?

But fear not! There's a rumbling sound rolling through home shopping land. The tanned, waxed, and buff hunks of the Thunder from Down Under all male review at the Excalibur Hotel in Las Vegas will be bringing their Aussie Ab fitness routine to HSN May 22. Wouldn't it be awesome if HSN brought out Adrienne Arpel to slap on their makeup (and I do mean slap!)

As Cartman would say, "Beefcake!"

Rhonda Shear's Panty Raid (NSFW)

This video probably isn't safe for work or for husbands with heart conditions:



Panty pusher and HSN hottie, Rhonda Shear, is launching a new Internet reality show called Panty Raid. Here's the description:

Watch for Panty Raid...Rhonda Shear (cult goddess of the 90's) who hosted the classic show USA: UP All Night...she is back with her own lingerie company and her own lingerie models...the internet show that will teach you the lingerie business from inside out...follow these hot "Panty Raiders" around in their day to day life and watch them Raid your underwear drawer...

I wonder if it's just gonna be about the dreaded VPL (visible panty line) and bra bounce tests or if we'll really get to learn about their lives and what it takes to make it in the lingerie business. T&A will certainly get you the men, but the ladies need some high drama and cattiness.

On a side note, Rhonda just barely lost our Home Shopping Lingerie Cage Match to Dr. Rey. Why? I just don't understand Dr. Rey. Why does he need a stethoscope to sell panties??? Ugh!

Home Shopping Cage Match ... After Dark!

Vote in the latest Home Shopping Cage Match!!!

This time, we're closing the blinds and getting naughty with intimate apparel. Home shopping doesn't need Bob's the kitchen to get things hot and steamy!

Whose bra lifts the girls and gives you rockin' cleavage? Whose shapewear smooths out that muffin top?

Do you like to breathe easy with the Gendel ladies and their UlimAir lined Breezies?

Maybe you prefer Dr. Rey's more ... ummm ... "hands-on" approach.

Or perhaps you like to stay up all night watching Rhonda Shear.

Cast your vote at the top of the left-hand column.

HSN After Dark ... Not Safe for Kids or Husbands!

HSN seems to be getting all kinds of risque lately. I was accustomed to the Rhonda "Up All Night!" Shear presentations being a tad ... ummm ... titillating, but Rhonda can get away with it because, well, just cause she's all sorts of awesomeness and I love watching her.

But then Dr. 90210 came skipping into town with his shapewear overflowing with cleavage and his touchy-feely hands all over the models. Yuck. I know being a plastic surgeon he's used to being "hands on," but it's just icky on television.




And now we have IT Cosmetics boobs-in-a-box to get the illusion of big, Texas-sized bazoombas by drawing them on. HSN might attract more viewers with all this gratuitous boobage, but they won't be the kind that actually buy anything. And now I'm beginning to feel a bit inadequate and insecure, which I guess is the idea.



Oh well, Queen Bea is just gonna roll up her boobs and stuff them into her Breezies bra with UltimAir lining and be done with it. Humph!