Hear No Dr. Evil, See No Dr. Evil, Speak No Dr. Evil

When the Botox-loving Dr. Will Kirby appeared on QVC to sell the Neutrogena Dermatologics Retinol NX Serum, I kind of recognized him from Dr. 90210. However, I had no idea that he's been around the reality television block a few times. I haven't ever watched Big Brother, so I wasn't familiar with his Dr. Evil shenanigans on that show. Evil is not an exaggeration, y'all! Check him out in this video trying to convince another contestant that he had cancer as part of a strategic ploy:



It has to take a special kind of evil to use your medical knowledge to fake having cancer just to propel yourself into the next round of a reality TV show.

He made his big splash on the Dr. 90210 show by getting one of his buddies from Big Brother to come to him to get a genital wart removed from his ... well, you know ... his bits and pieces. I won't traumatize you with the clip, but here he is talking to Chelsey Handler about it (plus they discuss his girlfriend from yet another reality show and his love of injecting himself with Botox--you didn't think that smooth skin came from using Neutrogena, did you?):



So why would Neutrogena want Dr. Evil as a spokesperson??? Well, I am talking about him and the product. I normally don't pay attention to the cookie cutter skincare vendors. *Sigh* I'm complicit in this, aren't I? Evil Queen Bea is going to take a shower or go to confession now ...

HSN After Dark ... Not Safe for Kids or Husbands!

HSN seems to be getting all kinds of risque lately. I was accustomed to the Rhonda "Up All Night!" Shear presentations being a tad ... ummm ... titillating, but Rhonda can get away with it because, well, just cause she's all sorts of awesomeness and I love watching her.

But then Dr. 90210 came skipping into town with his shapewear overflowing with cleavage and his touchy-feely hands all over the models. Yuck. I know being a plastic surgeon he's used to being "hands on," but it's just icky on television.




And now we have IT Cosmetics boobs-in-a-box to get the illusion of big, Texas-sized bazoombas by drawing them on. HSN might attract more viewers with all this gratuitous boobage, but they won't be the kind that actually buy anything. And now I'm beginning to feel a bit inadequate and insecure, which I guess is the idea.



Oh well, Queen Bea is just gonna roll up her boobs and stuff them into her Breezies bra with UltimAir lining and be done with it. Humph!