Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Is Jacque Gonzales Pregnant?

According to Google and all the emails I've been getting lately, people really want to know if QVC host Jacque is pregnant.

The short answer ... No.

The long answer ... She is taking a medication that has caused her to gain weight.

I swear, if I were a host getting closeups every day in high definition, I would not only develop a serious eating disorder, but I would also have everything on my body sucked, tucked, plucked, plumped, and filled. After that, I'd shellac what was left of my face and stuff myself into Spanx. I don't know how they do it.

5 comments:

  1. It would be be awful to endure such scrutiny. And t.v. adds 10 pounds, to boot! They really must learn to develop thick (shellacked!) skins.

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  2. Jacque is so damn fine. I will watch anything she's selling.

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  3. Well a few others are looking a bit chunky too so maybe they're all on medication that causes them to gain weight?

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  4. Not only has she got bigger, but she's also got louder. For some reason she feels the need to shout over everybody. I suspect she's on steroids,

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  5. She really gained some weight, I also thought that she was pregnant, but after a few clicks here and there I discovered that it was a lie.

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