Monday, February 23, 2009

Knock it Off!

As much air time as Angelina Jolie's ginormous emerald earrings received during the Oscars, how soon do you think it'll be before we see a knock off on QVC or HSN???

I have absolutely no idea what all us non-red-carpet-goers are supposed to do with these green baubles besides donate them to a needy drag queen, but you know how home shopping channels love to be "inspired" by those red carpet fashions.

Although I do suppose they might be the perfect accessory for when you need a quick midweek dinner, so you decide to swing by the Walmart after work to pick up one of those rotisserie chickens and a bag of triple-rinsed salad.

But the big question is, who will win the frenzied race to be first with their "unique interpretation?"

Kenneth Jay Lane? Joan Rivers? Hot in Hollywood? Suzanne Somers? Diamonique? Absolute?

Angie knows not what home shopping costume jewelry chaos she has unleashed!


  1. Did you catch Todd Newton on HSN selling a version of Spanx today? I thought that was pretty funny. Is HSN short on hosts? I noticed he also did an Absolute show (over the weekend, I think), too.

  2. Hated them. Knock 'em off from here to eternity.

    Angie did nothing for the emeralds ~ the emeralds did nothing for Angie. Waste of a perfectly good poundage of emeralds. :P

  3. I just can't get over the size of those emeralds!

  4. They're not emeralds. They're Kenneth Jay Lane earrings that cost like $120.

    1. Lololol!!! Wouldn't be surprised if they were KJL, or similar! Good eye, anonymous!


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