Wednesday, December 17, 2008

The Studliest Man on QVC


You know him ... You love him ... He's the best electronics guru on the Q ... He's Oscar!

By special request, here's my favorite video of Oscar getting embarrassed by a rather personal question:




Oscar has a My Space Page that lists his profession as "That short guy on TV" and states for the record that he is in a relationship. Sorry ladies! And by the looks of all the pictures he has posted of a certain lady friend, I believe him.


And I'd like to also take this opportunity to admonish all the hosts who seem to think that it would be funny or cute to make fun of Oscar being vertically challenged. For the record, it's not funny. In fact, it just makes you look like a rude, shallow, mean-spirited, self-centered, immature jerk.

On the other hand, Oscar--after being made fun of to his face--has the good graces to not make fun of these hosts for being ... oh, I don't know ... fat, ugly, or stupid. Would you find that just as funny as the short jokes? No, I didn't think so.

Here's a good rule of thumb, if you aren't a professional comedian in a nightclub, never make fun of something a person can't help. The key to good host humor is self-deprecation. Next time you're gazing at yourself in the monitor, look for the funny flaws in yourself, not others.



So remember, it's ok for Oscar to make fun of himself, but it's not ok for you to do it. Got it?

(Hope this makes you happy MK!)

15 comments:

  1. Love Oscar! He's such a cutie!

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  2. awwww, qb, thanks! u've made my day! i *heart* oscar! sooo adorable. but alas, my dreams have been shattered to know that he's not single :-/

    sigh, oh well. cute video, tho! thank you for sharing! :-)

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  3. I love Oscar too! What a sweetie! And you are so on the mark about those short jokes QB! The hosts should be ashamed of themselves!

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  4. "MK"? Who's MK. 'Need more fleshed-out hints, I'm afraid.

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  5. Hey CupCaked! MK is a blog reader who's been here almost since the beginning. She made a special request for me to do a post about Oscar.

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  6. Ah, I see ... thanks Queen B ;-)

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  7. and can i just say, he looks frightened to be stared down by a pair of stone boobies :-)

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  8. More Oscar please!

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  9. Oscar can play with my electronics any day!

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  10. he is so down to earth, I need some of that Oscar !

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  11. I wonder if he puts out on the first date.

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  12. i think Oscar and Patti are dating, I see the way she looks at him!

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  13. I like Oscar and I like this Home Shopping Queen blog!

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  14. I would go down on Oscar soooo fast !!!!!!

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