Monday, June 16, 2008

Want to be Neighbors with $uzanne $omers?

This week, Suzanne Somers—the smartest dumb blond evah!—is celebrating 16 fabulous FaceMaster-filled years on HSN. But it’s not just fake diamonds that Suzanne is selling, she recently put “Les Baux de Palm Springs,” her 73-acre Palm Springs mountainside French villa, on the market for only 1 million FlexPays of $27.50 (plus shipping & handling and applicable state and local sales tax). That’s $27.5 million dollars for the HSN-impaired.

Not only does the new owner of the 9,000-square-foot home get to live next to Barry Manilow (Queen Bea is a big Fanilow!), Suzanne is building her new home right next door. So if you buy the house, you get to live in between Suzanne and Barry! Isn’t that going to create some kind of cosmic cheese warp in the space-time continuum???

You absolutely must check out the house here. The décor is … ummm … interesting--especially the zebra accents.

***Note: This is NOT referring to the home she lost last year to fire. That one was in Malibu.


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  2. Jenn in knoxvilleJune 18, 2008 at 8:09 AM

    How can someone have that much money and no taste? The pleather gown she's wearing is unreal. She's a pretty lady, but I think she's hiding it under the fake tan and weird clothes.


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