Is Jacque Gonzales Pregnant?

According to Google and all the emails I've been getting lately, people really want to know if QVC host Jacque is pregnant.

The short answer ... No.

The long answer ... She is taking a medication that has caused her to gain weight.

I swear, if I were a host getting closeups every day in high definition, I would not only develop a serious eating disorder, but I would also have everything on my body sucked, tucked, plucked, plumped, and filled. After that, I'd shellac what was left of my face and stuff myself into Spanx. I don't know how they do it.

Jacque's Touching Story

In this short, but extremely touching video, Jacque Gonzales talks about her own breast cancer scare. The fear and sadness are pure and palpable ... she really got to me. My heart goes out to her.

"I told you that that was gonna happen!"

I was getting sooo over all the QVC Spring-has-sprung weekend extravaganza ... I mean, how many times can a person listen to the same spiel about the new, cutting edge features of the latest and greatest garden hose? Unless it will wash all my dishes and clean all my toilets unassisted, than it ain't that spectacular.

But then, during a presentation of some sort of picnic table, Jacque put a well-deserved smack down on this unlucky vendor rep right in the middle of an on-air testimonial and suddenly the clouds parted and my day became a little brighter.

Why do I think that vendor rep deserved his tongue lashing? Basically, because it looked like he was being a stupid man. Sorry men.

I'm sure when they were getting ready to start, he plopped his butt up on the corner of the table. And I'm sure that Jaque tried to tell him that it wasn't a good idea. And I'm also sure that his man-brain blew her off and didn't actually listen to a word she was saying. All he heard was "blah, blah, blah, nag, nag, nag. complain, complain, complain."

So I'm pretty sure that he got what he deserved.

Go Jacque!